Thursday, February 14, at 7: If I wanted to sail with the boys on this gay Noah's ark, I had to maybe fib to myself a little. Sold out for men. We expect 40 men and 40 women to participate. Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you. Includes complimentary light appetizers, and drink specials. You're gayer than Judy Garland's Christmas ornaments.
Unfortunately, we were both the human equivalents of melted ice at the bottom of a cooler previously filled with beer, dreams and the empty promise of a good time.
Choose Your Event
Thursday, February 21, at 7: Although I have no plans to meet with any of the men from my speed-dating event, I'm glad I went. Flattered, and with a bit of beer foam dribbling out of my mouth, I politely declined. You'll chat with around 15 potential love interests, and the next day, we will inform you of any matches the people you picked who also picked you. The event, which was held in the confines of a cavernous bar downtown, had a surprisingly large turnout.